Dandy has his mind set.
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.
The only advice every aspiring artist needs to hear…
like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.
and just before you walk in “This is Markarth, traveler, safest city in the Reach!”
don’t forget the cannibals
Markarth is the Los Angeles of Skyrim. true story.
<3 Markarth <3
every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet
shepard: I AM THE FLEET
happy fuckin fourth of july
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